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Allena Ward a 24 year old former middle school teacher from here in my home state of South Carolina,was sentenced to 6 years in prison today,because she had "sexual relations" with five of her former male students. The students were three 15 year old boys & two 14 year olds. I may be an old fart now but I still remember when I was 14-15 years old & I was one horny little shit. My pecker got hard if wind blew. What I would have given to have had a hot 24 year old female teacher that wanted to have sex with me!!!! And kids today at that age know way more about sex than I did back then. These boys weren't damaged or traumatized....They were just plain lucky! This is one area where the old double standard for men and women should still apply. If it were a 24 year old male teacher and 14 & 15 year old female students I could see the crime & understand the punishment. Hell, If I was one of these boys;I'd be a character witness for the teacher,pleading with the judge to set her free!!!! But hey,that's just my opinion. I just don't see showing 5 teenage boys the best time of their lives as an offense warranting a 6 year prison sentence. Give her probation,some psych counseling & take away her teaching license;but no jail time. I'll bet the kid who "ratted out " the teacher got his ass beat by the other 4 boys....
Peace Out,
D.G.

First, A quick explanation : "Brother George" is an Old Hippie whom I spent many evenings hanging out with in "The Esso Club" in Clemson;in a state of drunken & drugged euphoria,during the "Days of My Wasted Youth". A few years back,George had to return to his native Florida;due to a number of DUI charges here in S.C. But through e-mail & in spirit we will always be Brothers in Arms.
Below is a copy of his latest e-mail to me :

Thought I'd live out my days quietly in an RV park in Marianna with Retiree's from Kansas and Evil Yankee Bastards from Southern Alabama.



Wrong again.



My nextdoor neighbor's boss's son is drummer #5 for Pearl Jam. I said "Pearl Jam! Hell, have you ever heard of 'Jackyll?"

He said "The ones with the chain saw?" as he took off on his Harley.



The neighbors on the other side are 20-something hippies into MP3s of the same Protest songs I bought on Vinyl when I was their age and now have on CDs.





Elvis is, indeed, Everywhere!





Funny thing is we all like Beer, Bikes. and Blonde/Redheaded women. Black hair is acceptable on those of Native-American origin who are missing teeth and carrying large knives. :)



I get up every weekday at 5AM to be at work by 7AM. No alarm clock is needed. At 4AM the guy who works in Pensacola cranks his Panhead. At 4:30AM the guy who works in Panama City cranks his '07 Harley. At 5AM the guy who works in Dothan cranks his Knucklehead. By 6AM I am embarrassed to sneak outside and quietly start my '94 Honda Accord…



I shudder to think about all those puddles of oil from the Harleys joining together and rolling down into Millpond Lake. The fish will ask me if I'm there to catch them or do I want to buy a BMW…



G… :)

Tommy Bowden has been Head Coach at Clemson,( I use the term Coach very loosely),for 9 long years now. In all that time,how many ACC Championships has Clemson won???? None,Nada,Zip. In the past 2 years,when perenial powers Miami & Florida State were having "down years";virtually every football analyist in the country agreed that Clemson had the most talent of any football team in the ACC. "Coach" Bowden managed to turn this group of first rate football players into mediocre teams. Last year when poor Will Proctor was self-distructing;why was Cullen Harper sitting on the bench???? "Coach Bowden's answer:Harper wasn't ready(LOL)!!!! When did Clemson Fans decide to accept mediocrity over excellence???? Remember 4 years ago when a not very good Wake Forest team scored 82 points on Clemson. How about the Complete & Utter Embarassment of the Virginia Tech Game On National T.V This Year. That kinda shit does wonders for recruiting. Bowden should have been fired 4 years ago. Bowden sould have been fired last year;and Bowden Should Have Been Fired Immediately after this years Virginia Tech Game!!!! What does the Clemson Athletic Department Do???? They give this dumbass a contract extension!!!! I have worked for Clemson University for 19 years and been a Tiger Fan All My Life & this willingness to accept mediocrity makes me want to puke. As long as Tommy Bowden is at the helm at Clemson;Our Football program will never make it to the next level. This is unfair to the players & fans of Clemson Football. OK Clemson Fans Out There,Let Me Hear Your Views on This Subject.
Waiting to Hear From Ya'll,
Danny G.

Sunday, November 04, 2007


Who Woulda Thunk It????
Current mood: Content
Category: Life

For those you who are more accustomed to my "railing rants";this blog entry may come off as a bit mushy & sappy. Well this one is supposed to be that way.
There I was,a 51 year old widower of almost 4 years,settling into a life of living alone. Wondering deep down , if after the roller-coaster ride of highs & lows of my last long term relationship, if I had the energy & patience to even attemp another one. Over the previous 4 years,I had met and dated a few wonderful ladies whose company I really enjoyed,but for one reason or another,taking the "next big step" just wasn't "in the cards". So by now I had learned to appreciate coming home from work and finding everything right were I left it. I had learned to deal with the emptiness that goes with living alone by having my friends at the City Pool Room only a few blocks away. When I felt like I needed some human interaction other than work;I'd head up to the CPR for Happy Hour,quaff down a few cold brews & bullshit with my friends. It wasn't the life I had had dreamed of for a man in his early 50's,but hey,It was OK.
Then when I least expected it....Bam! Cupid jumped out of the bushes and shot me square in the ass!
I had run up on a lady,here on My Space, that I had made friends with in person, about 3 years earlier. At that time,we never dated, but I knew there was something special about her. But alas, our paths in life lead in different directions at the time.
I thought to myself,why not ask her out for drinks. The worst she could do was turn me down & when you're over 50,rejection ain't no big thing. So the die was cast. I asked her out,we went out and talked and drank and something inside both of us just clicked. That was back in June of this year and now we are living together and loving it! I am happier than I can ever remember. Having My Sweetness,Kim,her two beautiful daughters April & Amanda(17&19 respectively)& our four-legged "Little Black Child",Pebbles become a part of my life has rejuvenated me and brought me to a very happy place in my life. Are there some major adjustments to deal with?....Yes. Are they worth it?....You're damn skippy they are!!!!
So for anybody out there, who is at the point where they are about to give up on finding "True Love";I say just hang in there and when you least expect it, that "Old Love Bug" might just jump up and bite YOU right on the ass. Hey,If it can happen to an old fart like me....Anything is possible!!!!
Peace & Love to All,
Danny G.

Yes he was a graduate of good old Liberty Univ. and a "good buddy" of Rev. Jerry". Be sure to check out the excerts from the official autopsy reports, below the the original article....D.G.

Dead Reverend's Rubber Fetish
Autopsy: Pastor found in wet suits after autoerotic mishap

OCTOBER 8--An Alabama minister who died in June of "accidental mechanical asphyxia" was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report. Investigators determined that Rev. Gary Aldridge's death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery's Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home at the time he died (while apparently in the midst of some autoerotic undertaking). While the Montgomery Advertiser, which first obtained the autopsy records, reported on Aldridge's two wet suits, the family newspaper chose not to mention what police discovered inside the minister's rubber briefs. Aldridge served as the church's pastor for 16 years. Immediately following his death, church officials issued a press release asking community members to "please refrain from speculation" about what led to Aldridge's demise, adding that, "we will begin the healing process under the strong arm of our Savior, Jesus Christ."

Excerts from the autopsy:

EVIDENCE OF INJURY

The decedent is clothed in a diving wet suit,a face maskwhich has a single vent for breathing,a rubberized head mask,having an opening for the mouth and eyes, a second rubberized suit with suspenders,rubberized male underware,hands and feet have diving gloves and slippers. There are numerous straps and cords restraining the decedent. There is a leather belt around the midriff. There is a series of ligatures extending from the hands to the feet. The hands are bound behind the back. The feet are tied to the hands.There are nylon ligatures holding these in place with leather straps about the wrists and ankles. There are plastic cords also tied about the hands and feet with a single plastic cord extending up to head surrounding the lower neck. There is dildo in the anus covered with a condom.

Personal Effects : One yellow metal ring intact on the left ring finger and one dildo.

October 6, 2007 - Saturday


An "Offended Whiners" Update....
Current mood: annoyed
Category: News and Politics

As I was reading what was going on in this nation of whiners & wussies ; I ran up on an article about a joke on the TV program,"Desperate Housewives". It's seems that there was a little zinger aimed at Philippine Med Schools. It went something like this:
In the season premiere that aired Sunday on ABC, Teri Hatcher's character, Susan, goes in for a medical checkup and is shocked when the doctor suggests she may be going through menopause.

"Listen, Susan, I know for a lot of women the word ..menopause'" has negative connotations. You hear ..aging,' ..brittle bones,' ..loss of sexual desire,'" the gynecologist tells her.
"OK, before we go any further, can I check these diplomas? Just to make sure they aren't, like, from some med school in the Philippines?" Susan fires back.

And from this little "Jab" all hell breaks loose amongst Philippinos & "Philippine-Americans". It seems that thousands upon thousands of them were hurt & offended & Demanded an "Apology" from ABC TV. Kevin Nadal, 29, a Filipino-American college lecturer who lives in New York, posted an online petition calling ABC to task for the scene.
"I had to rewind it over and over again to make sure I heard it right," Nadal said in an interview Wednesday. He watched the episode online after hearing about it from a friend.
"I was immediately offended and, really, just hurt. These days, people are supposed to be more sensitive or more aware of what's considered appropriate," he said, adding that he was hearing from people worldwide who were distressed by the scene. He appreciated ABC's apology, he said, but said he also wanted to see the dialogue removed from future airings and DVDs.
Look "Kev", If you were so "Offended & Hurt"; Why do you keep rewinding it and watching it over & over????
Well I say : Fuck Em' If They Can't Take a Joke!!!! "Archie Bunker" will be rolling over in his grave at the mere mention of this. It's a joke on a TV show....Get Over It ; You Bunch of Thin-Skinned Pussies. As for ABC TV, They have of course, Wimped Out,Apologized, & will probably edit the episode before it is shown in reruns.
Listen People! This is Still America;Where We Have a Right to Free Speech & the Right to Be Offensive! It's called Satire!!!! And if all the different groups that "Get Offended" at the drop of the hat & turn of a phrase don't like it ; I hate it ; but they can either fire back a snappy offensive comeback or just grin & bear it. I am sick and fucking tired of groups demanding "apologies" for what someone said. Especially in the context of a fictional TV show....
Peace,
Danny G.

A Few Basic Thoughts & Rules to Live By.....

Let me start with my favorite "Quote";Which is the title of a song by Michelle Shocked : "The Secret to a Long Life is Knowing When It's Time to Go." I have always had kinda of a "Sixth Sense" about knowing when things were about to go bad ;or as we sometimes say "The Shit Is About to Hit the Fan". At that point , I would exit the situation immediately. This Philosophy has served me well over the years.
Now just a few suggestions; (I hesitate to call them rules);to live by.
1.) Never steal anything from another person. You don't want anybody stealing your shit ;Do You???? Plus it will help keep you out of trouble with the law. And everyone hates a thief.
2.) Say what's on your mind and Don't Lie! Never Say anything behind someone's back;that you'd be Chickenshit to say to there face.
3.) If you are going out of the town you live in to party at a Concert,Club,or Wherever,and you don't have a Designated Driver;Spring for the price of a motel room! This will not only keep you out of jail,but possibly keep you and others ALIVE!
4.)When it comes to drugs,if you choose to indulge,Stick with the "Naturals",Weed or Shrooms,and the Quality Pharmaceuticals that Come from a Drug Store. Avoid "Bootleg Street Drugs"at all cost. They will Fuck up your life and you will end up either Dead or in Jail. Trust me on this one;In the Days of My Wasted Youth;I expermented with everything that came down the pike;but by the Grace of God Some How I Survived . But those I grew up with who didn't "Wise Up" in time, are either no longer with us on this "Earthly Plain",in jail,or are only a shell of there former selves. Quality Control & Safety are of No Concern to a "Meth cook" or anyone else that manufactures "Street Drugs",so Just steer clear of them.
5.) Don't lose any sleep over "What Somebody Said". In this life we have to learn to be "Thick Skinned' to get by. If you worry about what other people say about you;You will literally Drive Yourself Nuts. In Short:Fuck Em',and Live your Life to Satisfy YOU!
6.) Unless you are terminally ill and in unbearable pain;Suicide or as I call it "The Black Angel Cure" is NEVER AN OPTION!
I don't care how depressed,heartbroken,disenfranchied or fucked up you may think your life is; LIVING IS STILL BETTER THAN DYING!!!! Tomorrow May Just Be The Day It All Turns around for You and if your Dumb Ass is Dead You'll Miss It.
7.) As biblical & cliche' as it may sound;Just treat people the way you would want them to treat you. As "Earl" would say:"It's Karma;Do Bad Things & Bad Things Will Happen to You"
Well that's enough for you folks to digest at one sitting;so I'll get down off my "Soap Box" for Now.
Till Next Time,
May the Deity or Deities of Your Choosing Be With You,
Peace,
Danny G.

Sadly,It's Somtimes a Necessary Evil....

Last Sunday afternoon,I did something I trully hate. At 1:49 pm ,I walked into the "Dreaded Walmart",aka.,Maomart,aka.,Wallyworld. I walked through the doors,where I was met by the Greeter(the only qualification for this job is that they are breathing);who said:"Do You Need a Buggy"? So I got a buggy. Then I entered the "Bowels of Consumer Hell". The Mingions of Shoppers were like a Thundering Herd Totally Out of Control. Thankfully I only go there about once every 5 to 6 weeks to pick up vitamins,otc pain relievers,body wash,shampoo,etc. They do have killer prices on theses items. But,Is it really worth the hassle???? How can a man get So Claustrophobic in such a Large Store? Because there was barely room to move for all the Insane Walmart "Addicts". After a battle to get the 8 items that I needed to buy;I muscled my way to the "10 Items or Less" Check-Out aisle. Appearently, the average Walmart shopper must be illiterate. The "10 Items or Less" sign meant absolutely nothing to these selfish assholes. I managed,One more Time, to hold my temper & not"Go Postal";Luckily,I wasn't carrying a gun. Finally I made it through the check-out aisle,mumbling to myself ,"Walmart Sucks , Walmart Sucks" until I got to the Exit. Then & There as I walked out into the sunlight & fresh air; I Vowed to never "Darken Walmart's Door"agian. But I know unfortunately that I probably will;But Definitely Not on a Sunday Afternoon,Just after the Churchs Let Out,Never Again......Peace,Danny G.

Researchers at the Centre for Public Health at Liverpool John Moores University have determined after an extensive study,That Rock Stars Die More Prematurely,than the average guy on the street.... DUH!!!!! Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit. I wonder just how many thousands of dollars these great minds of academia shot up a pig's ass to discover this pearl of knowledge???? Let's see;a kid with nothing; all of the sudden has more money,alcohol,drugs & sex than he ever thought existed....What do you think he's going to do????Join a monastery???? Why Hell No....It's time for Sex,Drugs,& Rock& Roll! They could have given me the money for the study and I could have told them what we all already knew. Of course the ones who don't "burn out" during the first 5 year's of their success,may grow smart enough to learn about the values of moderation. I figure this "Amy Winehouse" chick is next in line to "pop her last balloon". When the "Queen of Junkie Sluts",Courtney Love says you're doing too much dope....then your probably gonna die. Then there are the total exceptions to the rule. The one's who after a nuclear holocaust,will still be here hanging out with the cockroaches : Keith Richards,Lou Reed,&George "Possum" Jones come to mind. They cannot be killed by ordinary means. Let's face it,with fame & celebrity,comes all the pitfalls of an early demise & we don't need a university study to teach us that. It's right in front of us on the news every day....
Peace,
Danny G.

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