Part quotes that i at least herd. you guys add what else you herd.

"what the FUCK!! you got a fire log at the end of that cigarette???" - dave ( me talking to someoen who lit there smoke backwards )

"hes got a gold d_ck nose" ( randomly herd over the crowd about something )

"im so putting extension cords around randomly at every party i host from now on just for comedy and falling value "

 " i would drive, but there is someone passed out drunk in my car."

" dude i just punctured my head on a nail "  ( kevin )

" lets take a shot.. ( me )
" shit yea" ( not sure who )
"damn that was a good shot!!!"( same guy )
"dude, you didnt make me one?? " (me )
"oh you wanted one? " ( other guy )
"Yea, i suggested it,, i figured i was in on it" ( me )
"oh shit my bad.. " ( other guy )
"HAHAHAHAH that was funny " ( dj)
" i still dont have a shot" ( me )
"HAHAHAHAHAH this is to complicated" ( dj as he walks outside still laughing )  

" i spend 30 min in the bathroom drying my ass with a hair dryer"

 and the rap off with kevin and someone that had a comcial song about taking a crap... AWESOME stuff!! LOL

thats all i can remember right now.. help me out people

 Hell, I can barely remember last night at all. But here's a few that I somehow retained:

"Where's Joey? Go get Joey!" -- heard about 20 times!

"How did I get pizza in my mouth?" -- southerncharmer27

 "Dooky!"

 "JACKIE!" -- Dave and Deej

 "More cowbell!" 

That's so friggin hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude, I didn't know we had this many openly BI chicks on the website!!...(me to someone).

Looks like parking is fucked!  (me)

that's all I dont remember much..just what I said..

-Joey Stubblefield 

"i missed the turn and went to far.. well i seen a bunch of cars and was like oh shit, im here. so i look at the people in the parking lot 20 old men with chellos and banjos playing like some sort of old time road show.. yea i didnt stop there..
LETS GO CRASH IT!!! " - Me

 OH SHIT!! FUCKING PRETZELS!! I SO DIDNT SEE THEM! - dj

i got to piss. - me
just go piss outside there is a line. dont worry about the passed out guy. hes harmless - someone

hes my mother from another brother -  southercharmer talking to kevin

OK HERES A FEW THAT I CAN REMEMBER

WHO PARK INSIDE THE GATE??

WHERES JASON???(THAT WOULD BE ME)

WHOS PARTY AM I AT???

JOEY WHO?

IS THIS SURFANDERSONS PARTY?????

WHOS THE DD????

IM GOING TO CHECK ON JASON(YEAH ME AGAIN) DAMN I DID GET MY EXERCISE

WHOS THE CRAZY BITCH TALKING TO EVERYBODY?????IS SHE ON THE SITE???

HAHAHAHAHA!!

JACKIE!!!!!

BURN!

Goodtimes, folks.