I just can't stand the idiocy of it all.
Seriously.
If you don't want alcohol, don't buy it. If you're going to be in a church until noon, why the hell should I have to wait until noon to make purchases? I'd quite prefer to get my ass out of there before the lot of church folks come parading into the local Wal-Mart or Bi-Lo.
Funny story. I was in Holden Beach, NC - 11:45am I get up and cruise to the little convenience store. They do sell alcohol on Sundays...but as I learn when I get there not until after 12:00pm. So the sweet little lady at the counter says to me, "Damn church folk, wanna make sure they are first in line for beer on Sunday" Something like that...she cracked me up.