Words Women Use:

1.) »Fine: This is the word use to
end an argument when they are right
and you need to shut up.

2.) »Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed,
this means half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you
have just been given five more minutes to
watch the game before helping around the
house.

3.) »Nothing: This is the calm before the storm.
This means something and you should be on
your toes. Arguments that begin with
Nothing usually end in Fine. (Refer back to
#1 for the meaning of Fine.)

4.) »Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission.
Don't do it!

5.) »Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a
nonverbal statement often misunderstood
by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you
are an idiot and wonders why she is
wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3
for the meaning of Nothing.)

6.) »That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous
statements ; a women can make to a man.
That's okay means she wants to think long
and hard before deciding how and when you
will pay for your mistake.

7.) »Thanks: A woman is thanking you --
do not question, or faint.
Just say you're welcome.

8.) »Whatever: Is a women's way of saying
F @ # K YOU!

9.) »Don't worry about it, I got it. .
Another dangerous statement, meaning this
is something that a woman has told the
man to do several times, but is now doing it
herself. This will later result in a man
asking "what's wrong", for the woman's;
response to be nothing. (Refer back to # 3
for the meaning of Nothing.)

Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh. . . 'cause they know it's true

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